French Razor Cut

I booked a haircut online with our in-house stylist, at work. I chose the French Razor Cut because it sounded exotic, and I imagined the guy would be using a straight razor in that quick, jerky manner they do, with straight razors.

Instead, we went with a buzz cut. I told him I had gotten a promotion and we had made an offer on a house, all in the same week. I said I was getting self-conscious about my forehead though, and he said, let’s just take it by the balls and shave your fucking head.

If your energy was different I wouldn’t suggest it, but because things are flowing so good, we’re just going to shave your fucking head.

About pinklightsabre

William Pearse publishes memoir, travel journals, poetry and prose, and lives in the Pacific Northwest.
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