I booked a haircut online with our in-house stylist, at work. I chose the French Razor Cut because it sounded exotic, and I imagined the guy would be using a straight razor in that quick, jerky manner they do, with straight razors.
Instead, we went with a buzz cut. I told him I had gotten a promotion and we had made an offer on a house, all in the same week. I said I was getting self-conscious about my forehead though, and he said, let’s just take it by the balls and shave your fucking head.
If your energy was different I wouldn’t suggest it, but because things are flowing so good, we’re just going to shave your fucking head.