Last Sunday in November

So long 54. With Thanksgiving late in the month this year it runs headlong into Christmas and no one’s missing a beat. My birthday fell the Sunday after turkey day and we went back to our favorite neighborhood restaurant, Jak’s.

I knew I’d grown up when I finally took interest in how our septic system works. Though most people never do unless there’s a problem. It started with the kitchen drain (as septic problems often do), then the crawl space to examine the plumbing. The parallels to the human body are striking: plumbing lines like veins; the crawl space, that dark interior of the body where unseen problems fester. This time, the stench of rodent urine and a rat carcass. I ordered a disposable haz mat suit from Amazon so I could crawl like a Marine through the dark to retrieve it. Researching bait and poison options; faulty gutters lead to standing water around the foundation. Mold.

Well anyway, happy birthday! We hired a hydro-jetter to clean the line and I self-inspected the septic chambers and hosed down the filter, watched many entertaining DIY videos. Shook off the bad Mercury-in-retrograde vibes and got a good night’s rest, hung Christmas lights outside, deep cleaned the oven after assaulting it on Thanksgiving. November is a fine month but I’m happy to turn the page. It’s all downhill from here.

On Sunday morning I sat in the dark texting with my mom and dad, my stepmom, drinking coffee and blogging with my thumbs. My favorite way to start the day. It would take a long time for the dark to lift but I was in no hurry. Last night’s dreams still hung in the air, with one foot in this world and one in the other.



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18 replies

  1. Happy birthday! That last sentence can be applied to years as well as days.

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  2. It’s intriguing how acquiring ‘drain awareness’ is like an age-related rite of passage. How can we grow up so oblivious to so vital a facility. Am in awe of your intrepid explorations, Bill. Happy birthday.

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  3. Hazmat sounds like it could be the name of a rite of passage. Well done you. And ~
    Happy birthday, dear Bill.
    I hope fifty five feels fabulous.
    Kind regards,
    DD

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  4. Belated birthday wishes, Bill. I’m catching up with you! Best, Lorna 😊

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  5. Happy Birthday, Bill! May your pipes never burst from freezing.

    I said goodbye to my 50s last week, and, like clockwork, my hands come away coated with strands when I put product in my hair. So it goes.

    Entering my 60s by dabbling with some Buddhist principles — it’s basically mind games and voodoo, but beats punching holes in the wall, right?

    Be well, my friend.

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  6. A late happy birthday, Bill! Hope it was fab, in spite of the septic issues.

    We had to have gobs of roots pulled out of our tank a couple of months ago, and I’m struggling to find a metaphor in that. We love our trees, but they make our septic life complicated. If I were a tree, I’d send roots out to a big pot of nutrients too, I guess.

    Anyway, joyeux anniversaire à toi! 🥳

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    • Why thanks and sorry to hear of your septic woes. Had a similar experience with our first house too, not uncommon. It sure explains why the plant life looks so vivacious near the sewage lines.

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  7. You could now have a proper reply for those Brits (and Aussies) who call Americans “Septics”. Apparently it’s Cockney slang for “Septic Tank Yank.”

    Hopefully, next years videos are more “entertaining”. Happy B-Day.

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