So long 54. With Thanksgiving late in the month this year it runs headlong into Christmas and no one’s missing a beat. My birthday fell the Sunday after turkey day and we went back to our favorite neighborhood restaurant, Jak’s.
I knew I’d grown up when I finally took interest in how our septic system works. Though most people never do unless there’s a problem. It started with the kitchen drain (as septic problems often do), then the crawl space to examine the plumbing. The parallels to the human body are striking: plumbing lines like veins; the crawl space, that dark interior of the body where unseen problems fester. This time, the stench of rodent urine and a rat carcass. I ordered a disposable haz mat suit from Amazon so I could crawl like a Marine through the dark to retrieve it. Researching bait and poison options; faulty gutters lead to standing water around the foundation. Mold.
Well anyway, happy birthday! We hired a hydro-jetter to clean the line and I self-inspected the septic chambers and hosed down the filter, watched many entertaining DIY videos. Shook off the bad Mercury-in-retrograde vibes and got a good night’s rest, hung Christmas lights outside, deep cleaned the oven after assaulting it on Thanksgiving. November is a fine month but I’m happy to turn the page. It’s all downhill from here.
On Sunday morning I sat in the dark texting with my mom and dad, my stepmom, drinking coffee and blogging with my thumbs. My favorite way to start the day. It would take a long time for the dark to lift but I was in no hurry. Last night’s dreams still hung in the air, with one foot in this world and one in the other.
Categories: Creative Nonfiction, Diary, Memoir

Happy Birthday, good sir!!!
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Thank you kindly good sir!
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Happy birthday! That last sentence can be applied to years as well as days.
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Gosh thanks Audrey! Appreciate you and congrats for getting through your writing month! Can’t wait to hear more about it.
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You’re welcome, Bill. I’m about to put together a post about my November writing project right now.
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It’s intriguing how acquiring ‘drain awareness’ is like an age-related rite of passage. How can we grow up so oblivious to so vital a facility. Am in awe of your intrepid explorations, Bill. Happy birthday.
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Thanks dear friend! Appreciate you and this lovely note. Drains are heavy metaphors if you choose to go there, and I often do. Enjoy the rest of your week-end…
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Tx
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Hazmat sounds like it could be the name of a rite of passage. Well done you. And ~
Happy birthday, dear Bill.
I hope fifty five feels fabulous.
Kind regards,
DD
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It does feel fabulous my friend! As hearing from you always is. Yes to hazmat. Like the opposite of kismet or some such. Be well. Do good 👍
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Belated birthday wishes, Bill. I’m catching up with you! Best, Lorna 😊
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Hey Lorna thanks! Blast from the past and awesome to hear from you! Be well!
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Happy Birthday, Bill! May your pipes never burst from freezing.
I said goodbye to my 50s last week, and, like clockwork, my hands come away coated with strands when I put product in my hair. So it goes.
Entering my 60s by dabbling with some Buddhist principles — it’s basically mind games and voodoo, but beats punching holes in the wall, right?
Be well, my friend.
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That’s beautiful. You should have kept the long hair while you had the chance? Or shave and start donning an orange robe with a parade of incense-waving hippies?
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A late happy birthday, Bill! Hope it was fab, in spite of the septic issues.
We had to have gobs of roots pulled out of our tank a couple of months ago, and I’m struggling to find a metaphor in that. We love our trees, but they make our septic life complicated. If I were a tree, I’d send roots out to a big pot of nutrients too, I guess.
Anyway, joyeux anniversaire à toi! 🥳
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Why thanks and sorry to hear of your septic woes. Had a similar experience with our first house too, not uncommon. It sure explains why the plant life looks so vivacious near the sewage lines.
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You could now have a proper reply for those Brits (and Aussies) who call Americans “Septics”. Apparently it’s Cockney slang for “Septic Tank Yank.”
Hopefully, next years videos are more “entertaining”. Happy B-Day.
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Ha! Never heard that Cockneyism; those are fantastic. I do feel a Septic Tank Yank m’self, thank you very much…
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